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Ukrainian Army Advertisement

This is a humorous tv commercial made for the Ukrainian armed forces.

I don't get it! How stupid they think we are?

Unfortunately the tv commercial is un russian, so you will need a translation:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!


thank to daniel.michalczyk and via lobalized.

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ok...first of all its in Ukrainian...not Russian.....yeah the commercial of course not the best one...but Ukrainians can understand it, i think the target was the village people to promote them the contract job in army of Ukraine...some years ago army was for them like real disaster...so the creators "tried " to show the better side of army:)

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ok...first of all its in Ukrainian...not Russian.....yeah the commercial of course not the best one...but Ukrainians can understand it, i think the target was the village people to promote them the contract job in army of Ukraine...some years ago army was for them like real disaster...so the creators "tried " to show the better side of army:)

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